Dirty Coon Share definition Flag similar to the dirty sanchez. one takes their finger puts it up a dirty anus and gives the owner of the dirty anus racoon eyes. that bitch was so pissed when i gave her the dirty coon Dirty Coon by Professor McFuck March 26, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Dirty Coon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch