dinkle dank 

A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.

Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.

dinkle dank by TinyTowers December 12, 2014

Dankle 

A dick that hits your ankle.

An enormous penis that runs down your thigh and reaches your ankle.

Girl's at a club: "That guy looks like he has dankle budge"

or

In Bed: "Wow, you have a dankle *gasp*"

or

Whisper Song: "Wait till' you see my dankle

Dankle by Dominican Doctor September 28, 2012

gankle my dankle 

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.

Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

gankle my dankle by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009

Dankle 

When a guys dick is so huge he must tie it around his ankle to keep from stepping on it.

He walked funny because his Dankle was tied too tight

Dankle by Ira, Wendy, Scott, Jason June 14, 2009

dankle 

When a skinny girl stands with her legs together, the dankle is the gap between her thighs just below her crotch.

Damn, look at the dankle on that one!

dankle by Eric Portland April 7, 2007

dankle 

to have sex with your underwear dangling around your ankles

be careful not to fall if you dankle.

dankle by uchiwalla October 23, 2006

Dankle 

A person who says the word “dank”, to much.

“Man this stuff is dank, like too dank. Get some more of this dank stuff”

“Dude, your such a dankle”

Dankle by virgoflawlz March 13, 2010