dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

dingus malingus by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Dingus McLingus 

An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.

Don't let Dingus McLingus walk the dog. He'll probably let it get eaten by a hawk.

Dingus McLingus by RandyBob December 30, 2020