dillwad

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Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.

"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."

dillwad by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014

Words you can keep

dillwad

Akin to dillweed but more derogatory sounding. A dolt moron dwanker wank wanker spaz idiot moron senseless

Joey: "Scott, I put all the papers on your desk into that little box by your filing cabinet, I hope I didn't disturb anything important?"

Scott: "Oh, no Joey you didn't disturb anything, you fucking DESTROYED EVERYTHING; you put my entire 700 page unpublished novel draft into the shredder you fucking dillwad!!!!"

dillwad by psiscott April 25, 2006

Related Words

dillwad • Dilfadactyl • dilwad • dilf addiction

dilwad

1. A dunderpate; a clueless moron, an idiot sans village. Beyond being moronic, the individual carries a degree of ignorant haughtiness that begs that they be summarily bitchslapped.
2. Pretentious jerk

That dilwad in the BMW just cut me off and flashed his lights at the other BMW driving the opposite direction.

dilwad by J-meister May 14, 2004

Dilfadactyl

A person who is really attracted to sexy ass dads.

I'm just a dilfadactyl living in a Barbie world.

Dilfadactyl by Jems254 February 11, 2017

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026