diclimaticoitus

Upon reaching climax, it is the fluid bi-product that posts itself on the penis and the vagina after sexual intercourse.

After a stimulating and mutual orgasmic night of love making, the moon light captured the silky, glistening coat of diclimaticoitus on the man penis and the woman vagina.

by Le FOX 24 August 11, 2012

Dickity

Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.

I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.

by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

dickitude

bein a dick ......by choice

mr.petkash had a dickitude moment today

by Petkash February 28, 2009

Dickityfied

Fucked Up Chaos

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!

by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022

Pencilius Dickitus

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Dilitary

stubborn, obstinate, mule-headed, determined or inflexable in reference to people, things and circumstances.

If you were trying to get a bolt loose in the motor of your vehicle, and it would not turn no matter how hard you try then it would be said that "the bolt is being dilitary".

by Wee_64 December 3, 2011

dicklit

Term sometimes used to refer to a wordtransman/word's clitoris.

by alice November 7, 2003