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dicky punch

Created by the brilliant mind of DillonRay Coggins, the term Dicky Punch is a significant blow to the testicle regions of a fellow male specimen. This technique is only to be used in self defense or if you're really really mad; due to the fact that this technique might rupture the testicle regions of a male specimen. It's known to cause inefficient sperm-age It lowers the sperm count due to how devastating just one blow can be. It's also known to destroy ovaries in a female specimen, this term is it's counterpart known as Vaggie Punch.
He screamed, "dicky punch!" And gave a seirous but lethal blow to the male's dicky and balls.
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Five Finger Dick Punch 

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

Dick punch December 

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.
Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

tsunami dick punch 

A giant repetitive wave of several dick punches followed by a glass of salt water to the face
Jeremy and Randall gave josh a tsunami dick punch for his birthday.

death by dick punch 

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.
Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.
death by dick punch by Bon38 October 2, 2011

dick punch 

the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.
I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)
dick punch by Kwelobus December 24, 2003

dick punch 

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.
My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!
dick punch by Burndaddy January 22, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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