Dick On Deck

Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.

1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."

2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."

by J-coke da killa July 24, 2013

Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger

"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"

by Danky Heel April 06, 2017

dick decked

When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.

Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.

by TheFantasticLOLMaster March 29, 2015

Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards

Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.

by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master January 08, 2016