dick clamp

Its simple. When someone won't get off your balls/dick.

Usually at a club an ugly girl won't let you be, hangs on an usually you go home with her because thats all that will get with you, because she is messing up your game.
In aremaic days the dick clamp helped sustain an erection. It was good for propagating the species. In the club scene today.... its about as pretty as a an STD!

by J-chan October 2, 2007

Camp dick

After you’ve been out camping for a few days and haven’t showered— you come home and she still wants that stank dick

I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!

by Bigdickballer420 February 28, 2019

Camp Dick

Is the term given when a guy is surrounded by mostly only guys and does not get significant exposure to females. Therefore, any female starts to look good. Camp Dick makes a mans standards drop so low, that they are non existent, and the guy will make out, fool around with, or sleep with, anything that is willing to give him sexual satisfaction.

After being stuck in the woods for 2 months, Johnny had extreme Camp Dick and ended up having sex with a group of, "Extreme Makeover" candidates. After his sexual release he realized what he had done, and wanted to kill himself.

by Theknight01 October 8, 2007

camper dick

A camper dick is another term for an uncircumcised penis. In other words, his dick is in a sleeping bag!

I was making out with a new guy the other night and when I stuck my hand down his pants I realized he had a camper dick! Ewwwwww

by Sassy Six August 7, 2018

Dickclap

using ones phallus as a blunt weapon on a females facial area

i dickclapped that smut across her joant like SHADDUPBITCH!

by BenVoigt September 2, 2004

Dicklamp

The type of person who gets turned on or off easily.

A slightly annoying though often funny person.

Damn, you been talking to Mel recently? What a dicklamp.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2018