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The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.
"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"
by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009
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