demon girl

the type of girl some half-angel creatures / nerds / dorks / sickos / metalheads would kill to find. She is best described as a complete psychopath, has more than five piercings and/or tattoos, often has a take-charge attitude (or a defensive, submissive one) and more than one personality disorder, several attempted suicides, a fetish for knives and other edged weapons and a criminal record longer than one's forearm (assault and/or possession among the charges). They also (usually) know how to shoot a gun better than most men. Although a woman like this is usually avoided and reffered to as "evil bitch", the difference between a Demon girl and an Evil bitch is that the demon girl actually has a soft, emotional and loyal center beneath her extremely defensive/offensive exterior which she only shows to The One or whatever she considers the next best thing after having an ACTUAL rough life.

If a guy finds a Demon Girl, it is advised that he either run away or get ready for a relationship comparable to pulling a bus across London bridge with your teeth. And IF he pulls through, he'll most likely end up with a woman worth marrying...either that or on the five o'clock news as the latest murder victim. Either way...it's a helluva gamble.

Off to find a Demon girl I go!

demon girl by Herzlos March 19, 2008

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girl devon

The best girl you'll ever meet. She's nice, funny, and super hot. She's great in bed, and will never let you down.

Boy 1: dude, have you seen that girl Devon? I think I'm gonna ask her out!
Boy 2: go for it!

girl devon by Madamex June 24, 2014

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two girls one demon

the scene in the last exorcism where the possessed girl appears on the hotel room bed, and takes the sound girl and starts gropping the her, and ends up puking on her

One: last night was wild.

Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon

Two: Woah, that kinky .

two girls one demon by rollingoffthebedlaughing September 5, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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