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demon girl

the type of girl some half-angel creatures / nerds / dorks / sickos / metalheads would kill to find. She is best described as a complete psychopath, has more than five piercings and/or tattoos, often has a take-charge attitude (or a defensive, submissive one) and more than one personality disorder, several attempted suicides, a fetish for knives and other edged weapons and a criminal record longer than one's forearm (assault and/or possession among the charges). They also (usually) know how to shoot a gun better than most men. Although a woman like this is usually avoided and reffered to as "evil bitch", the difference between a Demon girl and an Evil bitch is that the demon girl actually has a soft, emotional and loyal center beneath her extremely defensive/offensive exterior which she only shows to The One or whatever she considers the next best thing after having an ACTUAL rough life.
If a guy finds a Demon Girl, it is advised that he either run away or get ready for a relationship comparable to pulling a bus across London bridge with your teeth. And IF he pulls through, he'll most likely end up with a woman worth marrying...either that or on the five o'clock news as the latest murder victim. Either way...it's a helluva gamble.

Off to find a Demon girl I go!
demon girl by Herzlos March 19, 2008
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girl devon 

The best girl you'll ever meet. She's nice, funny, and super hot. She's great in bed, and will never let you down.
Boy 1: dude, have you seen that girl Devon? I think I'm gonna ask her out!
Boy 2: go for it!
girl devon by Madamex June 24, 2014

two girls one demon 

the scene in the last exorcism where the possessed girl appears on the hotel room bed, and takes the sound girl and starts gropping the her, and ends up puking on her
One: last night was wild.

Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon

Two: Woah, that kinky .

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008