The not-quite-middle-aged brunette most famous for presenting Big Brother. Also did Dont Try This At Home, Garnier adverts and appearances on various shows including Bo Selecta. Although very sweet, most of us do want to give her a punch square in the face.
Davina McCall: "Big Brother house, this is Davina you are liiiive on channel fouuur perleeease do not sweaaar"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!