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confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.
David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!
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by teresacarlisle February 06, 2017
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