dangling DJ 

A sexual act whereby one squats over their partner's face and proceeds to poop, but lets only a few inches hang (2 is best), and then drags it down the individual's face - starting at the forehead and reaching the mouth, ideally.

Seth: Did you hear Kevin and Evan did a dangling DJ in the bathroom at lunch?

Evan: Yeah, but I heard his poop fell off after the nose.

Seth: Yeah, the nose is always the biggest challenge to overcome!

dangling DJ by iGetHigh March 18, 2008

danglingdickejaculatophobia

When a female friend shows you Yaoi online and you see gay ads of 2 men having reproductive activity of one dick in the ass and the other is dangling but it still ejaculates. You scream when you see it.

1:*screaming*
2:Why are you screaming
2:*sees gay ads*
2:I see, you have Danglingdickejaculatophobia.

danglingdickejaculatophobia by MikuBestGirl June 21, 2020