A daddle saddle is a saddle for dads instead of horses, it's almost the same as a horse saddle but only used for queer dads to give their kid a fucking weird ride!
Queer dad gives his son a totally fucking weird ride on his brand new daddle saddle.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.