cyber spud

Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)

Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"

cyber spud by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004

Cyberspider 

A name given to a software application that crawls the internet and gathers information. Also the handle of a notorious South African hacker.

Joe: "Hows the results of the cyberspider looking?"

Conrad: "Who is this Cyberspider guy, hacking our sites?"

Cyberspider by Oom Herald July 25, 2010