cute gurl v2.0

One of the 13 common personality types in internet forums as defined by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka of Something Awful. The 13 common personality types are:

1. Clueless Newbie
2. Flamethrower Clone
3. Computer Expert
4. The Mensa Troll
5. Mr Agressive
6. Cute Girl v2.0
7. Ravey Davey
8. The Sensitive Artist
9. Mr. "I Know a Game Developer"
10. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
11. Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge
12. Anime-Obssessed Freak
13. Derek Smart

Cute Girl v2.0 types are generally girls fourteen years of age or younger who are too naive to realize how ridiculous they sound. They often use deliberately mispelled words like ur and wut and they have a habit of using lol at least 2 times a sentence. They also at least one anime smiley per sentence. Favorite subjects include cute fuzzy things and their boyfriends.

Cute Gurl v2.0: "do the cars come in red??? thats my boyfriends color and weve been going out for 2 months now hes so cute his names Jeremy and he likes Slipknot!!! thx bye!!! :o)"

cute gurl v2.0 by Deus Ex Machina April 28, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004