For many years the Irons of East London have failed miserably to live up to unrealistic expectations they've been set by their pikey caravan dwelling fans. Year after year of failure but still maintain they are bigger than their fiercest rivals Tottenham Hotspur despite having won nothing since 1980. These days the pikey nation only manage to raise their game against North London giants Tottenham Hotspur for 2 games a season...their fans jubilant at every positive result even celebrating draws like they've won the world cup at Wembley....it's just a shame they can't do it to the likes of Watford,Brighton and Newcastle who turn them over with ease. No matter how bad things are a result against their more illustrious North London rivals in N17 will essentially be "their season."Tottenham Hotspur... West Hams cup final team having reached 1 final since 1980.
"West Ham are playing their cup final team at the weekend."
"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"
"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"
"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"
"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"
"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"
"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"
"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"
"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"
"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"
"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"
by Back_to_Reality February 09, 2019
If Argentina wins, every big booty Latina is required to give a young man named yusuf Johnson the most sloppiest head of all time
by Fabian J December 18, 2022
One of the most ledgendary hockey games ever in the history of World Cup hockey ever (15 May 2011). At least according to us, the Finns, who kicked Sweden's ass, 6-1. Siriusly, it was LEDGENDARY.
The first victory for Finland in 16 years, the previous one being from Sweden in Sweden in May 1995, you can bet your ass that this was celebrated like no other. Anywhere you went, you could hear shouts of Den glider in and Ihanaa, Leijonat, ihanaa; the centre of Helsinki was full of people in various stages of drunkeness, singing, dancing, yelling and hugging complete strangers. Today, 16 May 2011, the entire nation is experiecing a colloquial hangover, even those who didn't drink anything last night, because those who did kept up everyone else. Today is the day when no one really cares if you're not 100% on top of your game, because no one else is either. Today, we celebrate. SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS.
The first victory for Finland in 16 years, the previous one being from Sweden in Sweden in May 1995, you can bet your ass that this was celebrated like no other. Anywhere you went, you could hear shouts of Den glider in and Ihanaa, Leijonat, ihanaa; the centre of Helsinki was full of people in various stages of drunkeness, singing, dancing, yelling and hugging complete strangers. Today, 16 May 2011, the entire nation is experiecing a colloquial hangover, even those who didn't drink anything last night, because those who did kept up everyone else. Today is the day when no one really cares if you're not 100% on top of your game, because no one else is either. Today, we celebrate. SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS.
Finn 1: Did you watch the Hockey World Cup Final 2011?
Finn 2: Yeah, it was a total bloodbath!
Finn 3: YEAH, IHANAA, LEIJONAT, IHANAA!
Finn 2: DEN GLIDER IN!
All: SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS!
Finn 2: Yeah, it was a total bloodbath!
Finn 3: YEAH, IHANAA, LEIJONAT, IHANAA!
Finn 2: DEN GLIDER IN!
All: SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS!
by amy luu collis May 16, 2011
You had to be there...
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
by FuckLukeCowan February 25, 2024