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crush nesting 

When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.

For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.

In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.

2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
crush nesting by Freez-E June 30, 2009
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004