crunch monkey 

Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.

Mike: Dude...Jen is such a crunch monkey.
Bob: I can even see what she ate for breakfast!

crunch monkey by Mikizzle May 1, 2006

crunchy money 

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

crunchy money by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

crunchdonkey 

and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off.

"Ay, I just got hit on by a crunchdonkey."
"Look at that head, that bitch is a double crunch."

crunchdonkey by ntuhlekt April 21, 2005