Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020
by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020
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When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK
“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”
by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023
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