the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.
1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.
2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)
2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)
by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005