couch munster

Usually a homeless & jobless lazy male or female who is a total moocher and who eats all of your food and often steals from the victim who the couch munster decides to attach it's self to. It's almost impossible to remove this beast unless you bribe them with drugs,alcohol or food. They refuse to leave without being kicked out on their ass.
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/

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couch munster by dumpster demon January 26, 2010

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couch monster

a very mean woman that lays on the couch all day every day and screams at the top of her lungs for people passing to do stuff for her or just to make noise.This is a very dangerous beast to keep in a house hold they susstain themselves off of making every one around them miserable,and is sometimes known to attack even pets. the king of the couch monsters is marryed to origen and relies on him for every thing except sex

as i was walking by the couch the couch monster attacked me for the remote so she could watch geroldo's special on mateing ant colonys because she didnt like to watch monday night football

couch monster by origen September 15, 2008

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Couch Monster

A female college freshman who fucks numerous members of the rugby team on the couch in the rugby house, couches in Sophomore dorms, or just straight up raw dawgs on the couch.

Yo, Garbage Dick just got Couch Monstered in Hitchcock!

Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!

Couch Monster by Joey Peanuts March 10, 2009

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couch monster

an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time; mid-day, evening and latenight.

look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on Saturday - damn Couch Monster.

couch monster by beeebrown February 16, 2009

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Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

Cooch Monster by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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