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Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.
by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015
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