corn chili

A person who is really skinny, very immature, and for some odd reason plays all the Skylanders. This is not a specific person more like a title give to some one that fits this description.

"Hey have you met the new kid" "Ya he's such a corn chili "

by Asdfghjkl5252 January 26, 2017

slow-cooked corn chili

It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.

After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.

by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008

Chili Cheese Corn Dog

after a girl eats a corn dog she gives you road head. when you go over a bumb you gag her and she throws up on ur dick. then you make her eat the barf of your dick, aka a chili cheese corn dog.

after we had had corn dogs at the fair, on our way home my girlfriend also had a chili cheese corn dog.

by vncbrtrm October 14, 2008

PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling

Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!

Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!

by BallPlayTittySlicker May 10, 2023

Cornchild

When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..

It is estimated that the average politician is a cornchild who escaped from the sewers.

by Itnotrad February 18, 2026

Cornchild

When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..

It is estimated that the average politician is a cornchild who escaped from the sewers.

by Itnotrad February 18, 2026