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coozed up gypsy

The term responsible for the paradigm shift in how gypsys will be viewed in centuries to follow. Coozed up is a word absent from the vernacular but is used in reference to a drunk, or a whore...I think.
"Now listen here, you coooooozed up gypsy!"
-Master Shake
coozed up gypsy by Dee July 14, 2004

Cooked Up 

The state of being extremely high on meth or crack type drugs.
Damn that chick Jaynie sure was cooked up
Cooked Up by Rev. Foxx May 20, 2010

choped up 

"man that bitch choped me up last night"
choped up by chuy January 20, 2005

Cooked Up Bat 

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.
Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.
Cooked Up Bat by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

cooked up niggaz 

when you drive by some crack addicts on sunset boulevard
Mike: “Damn, did you see those cooked up niggaz we just drove by?”
Samantha: “Nope, I was busy giving you road head.”
Mike: “Yeah you were bitch!!! I didn’t say stop…”
cooked up niggaz by big papa blizzy November 20, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026