coop D 

The most effective form of defense when playing basketball against little kids. Consists of a wide-stance and horizontally outstretched arms in a way that "coops" the kid in one position. Shouting "COOP D! COOP D! COOP D! WATCHUGONNADO?!! COOP D! COOP D!" has been known to improve results.

"The little munchkin thought he was the next incarnation of Lebron James until I showed him the COOP D!"

"He soon figured out the only way out of it was to throw between my legs. Such is the power of the COOP D!"

coop D by Common2sense October 24, 2011

mini coop'd 

When you think you see a parking spot from afar, only to pull up to it and realize there's a mini cooper there! You couldn't see it before because the car next to the mini cooper was blocking your vision. You become angry. VERY angry.

Driver: "Doh my god, awesome parking spot ahead!"
(driver pulls up to spot, sees a mini cooper occupying it)
Driver: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Passenger: "You just got mini coop'd!!!"

mini coop'd by laubau September 3, 2011

Coop De Droop 

Anything and everything you want it to be. However, Coop De Droop can only be used on Saturdays in any context.

" Gurl,he loopier than a Coop De Droop!" - Frodashia
" Nah,gurl,it ain't Saturday yet. Dat's when da Coop comes out!" - Mendashia

Coop De Droop by Jawdanandmawgan1234 January 10, 2012

the dirty coop 

When you forget a condom so you use the fermented uterus of a squirrel and replace lubricant with the vaginal mucus of 3 STD infested malaysian prostitues.

I tried the good Ol' Dirty Coop with marcus last night but sadly he said i wasnt aloud to use his mouth as a semen receptical anymore. the dirty coop is the dirtiest of sexual acts

the dirty coop by marcusissexy69 January 5, 2021

gosh darn chicken coop 

The southern way of saying “oh shit”

Daughter: hey mo- *spills coffee*

Mother: gosh darn chicken coop!

gosh darn chicken coop by Itellyouwhatitmeans May 14, 2020

Disco coop 

A location of pure tomfoolery. Where one drops copious amounts of LSD and/or molly and is at risk of becoming a bonafide wook.

"We tripped face at the disco coop the other night. Jerry licked a window."

Disco coop by KandiKoala November 18, 2021

coopdogg 

a typically large in size, english speaking mobster claiming to have dutch roots who gets noticed probably due to their boldness, also has a great taste in food and women, can only be used to describe a male of this description. his wepon of choice is the mookblaster.

coopdoggy-dog, go on coopdogg!

coopdogg by coopenmix June 11, 2006