cracktastrophy 

a cracked out idea gone wrong

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.

cracktastrophy by Sketchy Scott, Tweaky Tom February 24, 2008

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

cocktastrophy by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

Clitastrophy by Headbomb March 21, 2004

Clitastrophy

A chick with clear vagina infection...

Damn, that cheap hooker had a clear clitastrophy!

Clitastrophy by ho ho hower hangers! October 30, 2009

Cracktastrophy 

When a crack dealer or a crack Fein has misplaced or spilled their crack.

It was a cracktastrophy.

Cracktastrophy by Kootneypook November 26, 2019