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clean poo 

When you do a poo, wipe your arse but there's no poo on the toilet paper.
Dan: "Dude, I just did a shit, wiped my arse, but there was nothing on the toilet paper"
Stav: "Awesome man! That was a clean poo, you should be proud"
clean poo by G.Willi January 13, 2009
Words you can keep

clean poop 

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.
Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!
clean poop by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013

poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh

poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh is an iconic phrase derived from the song "Pon mi" by the artist Shenseea. This phrase gained its popukarity on floptok
straight boys after they let one drop of water in between their asscheeks: poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh

Clean her Pool 

To have sex with-

Comes from the male pornstar Mandingo, who cleans pools of busty blond chicks who live in giant houses, yet seemingly never have any cash to pay Mandingo for his services. However, he does accept having sex with them as payment.
I would totally clean her pool.

You know Steve? I cleaned his sister's pool last night.
Clean her Pool by Wafricano November 9, 2011

hoe valley poo clan 

the original poo clan created by the lads, top hill in the playground was the ends no mess abouts
mumar was a strong link of hoe valley poo clan
hoe valley poo clan by dripzinit October 20, 2020

poosay tight pussy clean pussy fresh 

poosay tight pussy clean pussy fresh means a woman who's good looking and smells good.
"Dam that girl is so poosay tight pussy clean pussy fresh !"

pootang clan 

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
pootang clan by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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