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Clampage 

When a large woman has enough body baggage that you're able to insert your penis into the folds and fuck until ejaculating
That woman's got enough on her body for some clampage!
Clampage by NiMmY March 18, 2015
Pronounced "came-ij"

The aftermath of ejaculating all over your surroundings.
Johnathan: Agh oogh augh! I camed so much! There is so much cammage all over me!
Johnathan's Mother walking in Johnathan's Room: What the fuck did you with your vienna sausage John? There is so much cammage in your room!
Cammage by Mattdiction February 10, 2020

Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) 

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.
Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

Climmage 

Climmage is a sexual act performed by a man on a woman. While she is on her hands and knees in front of him, the man puts his penis into her arse, he then reaches inside of her vagina with his hand and grasps his penis through the vaginal/anal wall (intra-vagi-anal-masturbation). From here he touches himself until point of climax, then quite likely realises he's killed his partner.
The police today found a woman dead in her husband's apartment, the cause of death is yet unconfirmed but sources rumor it may have been Climmage
Climmage by The Dark Squire January 17, 2010
Dude, your being so clamage!
clamage by cmorebutts May 4, 2008
The act of physically escalating a new sexual relationship in a public setting. Usually reserved for friends with benefits/fuck buddies.
(Guy puts arm around girl at a bar in a social context)

"Stop trying to claim me. We're not a couple."

"That's not claimage, I was just reaching for my drink."
Claimage by dbhaley July 19, 2009