crammage

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

by Ben November 20, 2002

Clampage

When a large woman has enough body baggage that you're able to insert your penis into the folds and fuck until ejaculating

That woman's got enough on her body for some clampage!

by NiMmY March 18, 2015

Cammage

Pronounced "came-ij"

The aftermath of ejaculating all over your surroundings.

Johnathan: Agh oogh augh! I camed so much! There is so much cammage all over me!
Johnathan's Mother walking in Johnathan's Room: What the fuck did you with your vienna sausage John? There is so much cammage in your room!

by Mattdiction February 10, 2020

Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP)

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.

Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

by tgkomen October 2, 2020

Climmage

Climmage is a sexual act performed by a man on a woman. While she is on her hands and knees in front of him, the man puts his penis into her arse, he then reaches inside of her vagina with his hand and grasps his penis through the vaginal/anal wall (intra-vagi-anal-masturbation). From here he touches himself until point of climax, then quite likely realises he's killed his partner.

The police today found a woman dead in her husband's apartment, the cause of death is yet unconfirmed but sources rumor it may have been Climmage

by The Dark Squire January 17, 2010

clamage

An alternative way of saying gay.

Dude, your being so clamage!

by cmorebutts May 4, 2008

Claimage

The act of physically escalating a new sexual relationship in a public setting. Usually reserved for friends with benefits/fuck buddies.

(Guy puts arm around girl at a bar in a social context)

"Stop trying to claim me. We're not a couple."

"That's not claimage, I was just reaching for my drink."

by dbhaley July 19, 2009