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a complete retard, who pays hookers off craigslist sex, and makes up words to offend people.
That guy is such a chris b.
by united states July 22, 2006
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a man lacking both testicles who, because of highly deplorable behavior (including but not limited to: successfully being a noncommittal, flaky butt munch), falls prey to the wrath (in the form of an arrow) of a woman way out of his league and suffers the fate of his testicles being roasted and consumed in a tribal ritual celebrating the absolute supremacy of the female gender
That man is such a ChrisB! No wonder his girlfriend dumped him.
by Foxy21 February 21, 2012
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