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cholo truck 

A truck usually owned by a Mexican, that rides no more than 2 inches off the ground. Rarely has anything better than a four banger, almost always comes in a bright retarded color. Occasionally said Mexican can afford hydraulics for their "ride". Plus they almost never put anything in the bed of the truck defeating the purpose of owning a truck in the first place.
Hey man did you see Sanchez with his cholo truck fucking low riding his ass to the swap meet?
Oh yeah I asked that asshole to help me move some furniture and he said he can't put stuff in the back of the truck because it will fuck up his paint.

cholo hat-trick 

Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.

Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.
After a rough day of bussing tables, Hector decided to let off some steam with a cholo hat-trick.
cholo hat-trick by Dognutts December 21, 2007