choking chocolate

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.

PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."

by thacaretaker October 4, 2010

C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)

Eat one whole square of 100% dark cooking chocolate without throwing up or using anything to help wash it down or crushing it up. It can be eaten in pieces but not slivers or powder

Good Luck

Contestant: muhhnmhh HOLYY SHIT AGGHH
spectator: why would you do the C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)

by Challenge America July 12, 2012