A Chodem-Pole is an unusually hairy base, or trunk of a dick. It appears like the ass-choda-testicle, and normal pubic hair have all combined, over-grown, and started to ascend the shaft.
An amalgamation of the English term “Choda” , and the carvings in wood, by Native Americans, referred to as ; “Totem Poles” which appear to reflect a penis-like shape.
It can be difficult to maintain.
Molly: “Did Chris’s dick heal after he cut himself, shaving his chodem-pole?”
Sally: “I”m not sure, it wasn’t worth it to check in.”
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.