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choad hopper 

One who incessently moves from one inconsiderate, degenerate, assholish act to the other
Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.
choad hopper by DPAN June 22, 2004
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chodhopper 

Someone who has a certain love for cocks that have more girth than length (chod)...
But has reputation for fickley moving on from one man to the next purely for this reason... Hence becoming a "chodhopper" Not to be mistaken with "clodhopper" which is simply a hefty shoe or boot...
"Fraya pulled again last night, I thought she was seing Ian?"

"She is but she is such a chodhopper, she's going to do herself an injury..."
chodhopper by Cukkuululu August 8, 2014