chilli cheese fritos 

This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(

Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...

"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."

"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."

chilli cheese fritos by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

chili cheese fritos by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

chili cheese fritos

a dick thats long and thick and taste like chili cheese, usually bc of people that stick their dick in chili cheese, most commonly black people or drunk ass mf

my chili cheese fritos is so good all girls and guys want it ;)

chili cheese fritos by bigdaddysalsadip September 3, 2016

chili cheese frito bagle sandwich 

a bagle split in half with cream cheese spread on one side then a handful of chili cheese fritosis added and coverd with the rest of the bagle.

lets go get a chili cheese frito bagle sandwich.

chili cheese frito bagle sandwich by C<{XXX}[:::::::::::::::::::::::::> February 10, 2003