Someone that controls how much some type of person can chilk chilking. The chilk meister is normally the person in a friend group that arranges hangouts and they are normally only virgins for the first two years of their lives.
Person 1: Woah did you see that new guy Brad?
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.

Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.
by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019
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