(n)Pronoun/formal/ An elite task force, a badass force, originating in the early 1970's.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a
man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his
ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this
man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the
man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the
man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the
man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the
man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the
man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each
man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.