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"Champagne" is a beautiful word in French, but in English the final syllable, "pain," can trigger negative associations in the subconscious mind. Plus, the frickin Frenchies get all uptight about using the word "champagne" outside of France.

For these reasons, consider offering your target of seduction a chilled flute of delicious Californian champleasure.
"There's no champagne, but would you like some champleasure, my love?"

"Yes! Too much is never enough!"
by bingobastard November 05, 2014
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