Chairpersoning

Noun; Someone who simultaneously handles two or more "virtual meetings" by competently running them both(e.g., two web ex meetings, or a call at the same time)

Please have Ben handle this project - his chairpersoning skills will allow us to get all the meetings done this afternoon, so the project is finished on time

by FinishItNow123 August 25, 2011

chipperson

Male way of 'gooning' used by Greeks around the 700s B.C.

Flicking the tip of your genitalia constantly using both index fingers, rarely used nowadays however it was recently discovered.

X: Did you see the video where I was chippersonning it yesterday?
B: Yeah, you chippersonned like crazy.

by grranola October 16, 2025