CFB

COVID/Coronavirus fuck buddy

I got to puppysit last night while my sister entertained her CFB!

by T2dak April 10, 2020

cfb

a cfb stands for "cute filipino boy"-- a filipino boy who is more attractive than the average filipino. one person can have up to three dedicated cfbs and they are extremely hard to locate.

wow that boy is MY cfb

he's my new cfb

by elbow1143 July 14, 2019

CFB

Canadian force base

I went to CFB Petawawa for my training.

by Adventures June 26, 2019

CFB

Cell Phone Bitch - A girl who will absolutely go ape-shit if you take her cellphone from her, reactions ranging from nervous breakdowns, to violent behavior.

Jesus christ that girl is a flat out CFB, watch her cry if I take her phone from her.

by CFBHater November 14, 2011

CFB

Acronym for Cunt Face Bitch. A severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. First known use was by David McCarty of the Boston Red Sox at Dwyers Pub in Fort Myers, FL circa March 2005. Witnessed by Kevin Youkilis (aka Kevin You-cunnilingus).

That CFB just blew smoke in my face!

by Malcolm Horovitz April 22, 2005

CFB

Cereal For Breakfast - a general statement of being in a happy place or content with one's life.

Good god it's gorgeous outside - totally a CFB day!

by legolad November 30, 2018

CFB

CLEAR AS A FUCKING BELL. When there is no ignoring or misunderstanding what is being told to you.

A military acronym, a bit dated, usually used by the US Navy and occasionally Marines. Still heard from old Salts .

Hear me CFB, you will not do that again.

Now hear this, CFB, I want all this gear stowed!

I told you, CFB, you'll have Captain's Mast for this fuck up.

by MrExcalibat July 21, 2021