certified wb 

Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult

Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!

Person 2: why what do you mean?!

Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact

Person 2: bro im so scared right now

certified wb by Kauriki-toa January 24, 2023

certifiedbisexualsimp 

a certifiedbisexualsimp who is dumping for bisexuals, like the_eret, tapl and more.

certifiedbisexualsimp: person 1: yo, stop simping.
certified bisexual simp: never.

certifiedbisexualsimp by elrapidswasfound October 28, 2020

certifiedbardi

Certifiedbardi is one of the greatest, well, the greatest artist (rapper, for being exact) in all stan twitter. He may not be the first one but his music had a great impact and will still have in everybody's life. His certified hits are "Tap On" and "All I Want For Xmas" yet. Spect his new album coming soon!

"Did you hear the king of rap certifiedbardi's new song?" "i love certifiedbardi, i'm a verified"

certifiedbardi by Certy December 2, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022