caucus race
An un-ending event involving wonderous characters, often exhibited when under the influence of anonymous substances. See "Alice In Wonderland"
Sean: "What are you running for?"
Mike: "It's a Caucus Race!"
Jimmy: "How do you win?"
Mike: "You don't."
Sean: "How do you know when it's over?"
Mike: "You don't."
Mike: "It's a Caucus Race!"
Jimmy: "How do you win?"
Mike: "You don't."
Sean: "How do you know when it's over?"
Mike: "You don't."
caucus race by Sean R. Hart February 16, 2008
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