Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.
Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!
by AbsoluteComedy April 01, 2024
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