noun. A Canadian who gnarls. It is often confused with a Canadian who believes he or she is Gnarls Barkely. Rather that is simply called delusional. It is also used to describe the gnarl that is made by a Canadian.
To describe a person - A disoriented Canadian senior citizen on an electric wheelchair rolls into a McDonald's and gnarls with great discontent "ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT!" One of the employees notices this and comments with a sigh "Oh, Canagnarls give us the most trouble on Mondays."

To describe a gnarl - Pierre's face contorted into a "canagnarl" when he was told that he lives in America's hat.

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by Ima Beesh April 8, 2010
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