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cake burn 

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!
cake burn by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014
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burnt funnel cake 

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.
so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

burnt cake

Dirty ass, crusty ass, musty ass booty. Booty that hasn't been washed in a week or more.
DaQuan: "Yo you eat Sharonda's ass?"

Tyrone: "Nah that bitch had some burnt cake."
burnt cake by xLambo710x June 9, 2018

Burnt cake

I went to go down on this bitch last night and all I could smell was her burnt cake
Burnt cake by Leo420 June 7, 2018

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.
The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026