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Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.
Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!
by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008
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Cactus Coochie

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys
by mmgk April 23, 2021
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