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butt stomp

Blunt force trauma resulting from someone's ass plummeting towards the target at high velocity. The impact is usually devastating and potentially life-threatening.
You think butt stomp sounds gay? Well, you won't think so with my ass flying into your ribs at Mach 2!
butt stomp by GrandPooba1024 October 10, 2008
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butt stamp 

when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.
joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.
butt stamp by dordan jewert July 29, 2009

butt stamp 

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.
Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

Poop butt stamp 

When a person covered in poop places their butt cheek on the wall to make a poop butt print.
The child had a poo explosion and then preceeded to make poop butt stamps on the wall.
Poop butt stamp by Aba tech December 2, 2021

butt stamp 

A butt being pressed against something. Dog butt's are the worst because they sneak attack you and put their hole on your hand or foot or whatever.
The dog Butt stamped my face while I was sleeping.
Josh teabagged chris so chris butt stamped josh.
butt stamp by jg09 February 17, 2007

buttstop 

1. n. Act of needing to defecate
2. n pausing to admire a pretty derriere
1.I may be in the bathroom for a while; I need to make a buttstop.
2.My eyes are making a buttstop on Cindy
buttstop by mollytim October 29, 2007

buttstopping 

squeez your butt.
Johnny stopped Jimmy by buttstopping his butt from Jimmy's attacking!
buttstopping by junior high January 23, 2011
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murderhobo 

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