burton syndrome 

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

burton syndrome by T65T August 27, 2023

burton syndrome 

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

burton syndrome by T65T August 27, 2023

like-button syndrome 

The ailment that causes a person to want to *like* something when one reads or hears or thinks about something that one *likes*, often funny, of an agreeable nature, or spoken, written, about someone or something you like. only obtained by frequent use of social networking site *facebook*

Guy1: Hey did you hear? Australia won again!
Aussie: *searches for like button* (example of like-button syndrom)

Guy2: *thinking something stimulating*
Guy2: *searches for like button* (another example of like-button syndrome)

like-button syndrome by Pixel15 December 11, 2010

Second Belly Button Syndrome 

the condition that occurs when a male enters frigid water and his member thusly contracts to the size of a belly button, either outie or innie (depending on wellness of his endowment), and causes the temporary formation of an apparent "second belly button" for the duration of his time in the water and a period of approximately five minutes after his recession to dry land.

"Yo bro I totes had Second Belly Button Syndrome when I had to bail on that sick whitewater run last winter. It was hella gnarly, yet def not tubular. Ok well maybe inwardly tubular a wee bit bro."

"That's sick nasty man. Don't fucking tell me that...."

Second Belly Button Syndrome by Dr. McNadsty October 21, 2010

Magic-Button Syndrome 

The delusion that editing images, design works, creating designs, or creating digital paintings and illustrations is a simple task that only takes a few minutes or with the push of the button.

This delusion is brought on by a combination of the inclusion of computer software and hardware into art and design worlds, as well has having minimal-to-zero understanding of the technical processes required to achieve the desired results.

Pam: I need you to make it look like I'm sitting next to Chewbacca on a roller coaster! That shouldn't take you long, right?

Tim: Actually it'll take me at least a few hours...

Pam: What do you mean!? It should only take you a few minutes! Aren't you going to just Photoshop it!?

Tim: Pam, you have what we call "Magic-Button Syndrome"...

Magic-Button Syndrome by CombatByDesign December 16, 2021

Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation

Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it

Coffee button syndrome by B_witched9 October 13, 2025

Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome 

OLBS, short for Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome, is a condition where someone with mildly advanced Social Media Muscle Memory will like most posts they find even slightly entertaining without giving them much thought at all, or like a post just because it had more than 500 likes.

This can occur in many different social media sites but more often than not on Twiter and Instagram. This can also develop into liking every YouTube video before watching them, followed by the top comments of those videos.

In the case of Twitter, it is common for someone with a moderate following who suffers from OLBS to immediately retract most of their likes on the platform, seen as too many context-sensitive or unfunny tweets would then be recommended to their followers.

I opened up a song on YouTube to send it to my friends, and then when I opened it again a minute later I noticed I had liked 4 comments I didn't even remember reading.

That might be Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome, it's really serious, you should go see a doctor.

Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome by Haomakk January 15, 2021