When a guy (or many) cums all over anothers face excluding the eyes and the mouth. - making the guy(s) pretty considerate.
Julian - "Hey beebee want me to finish on your face?"
Jenna - "Only if it ends up everywhere BUT my eyes, not like last time!"
Julian - "Ok beebee 😉 ill make it a Considerate Bukakke"
Bukakke is when several men ejaculate in the face of a woman. The above mentioned description of its origin is false, mainly because since the punishment for adultery in feudal Japan was death.
Bukakke is a dish in Japan with fine white noodles with a splash of topping in liquid not at all unlike loads of semen. It comes from the verb bukakkeru which means to splash some liquid (usually water).
The Japanese are very good at making poetic or funny descriptions like that.
All this mystic bullshit about Japan and japanese customs must please stop.
i will bukakke you until you give up trying to sound schoolary at the expense of japanese culture you sick pervert.
The Bukakke Fairy is a mythical creature originally native to Japan. At night he visits naughty men and women much like the tooth fairy. The primary difference being that the Bukakke Fairy leaves unimaginable amounts of cum all over its recipients, soaking them in his baby batter.
Andy made one too many jokes gaining the ire of the Bukakke Fairy, and earning a visit the other night.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!