bum puddle

A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.

After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.

by DJ Molar 5 August 21, 2011

Bum Paddle

Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.

Man: We hit the bum paddle courts today- tomorrow I'll expect we'll try squash...

by Lafawnda 1013832 April 15, 2008

Bumfuddle

1. to place an object in one's own anus to assert dominance over the object. Often times a coping mechanism

1. John believed that he deserved a better grade than the unsatisfactory grade that he received on his test. So he bumfuddled the test to show it who was boss.

by Dr. Manuel February 23, 2004

Bumhuddle

To pack together in a tight group to avoid exposure to the elements and/or maintain body heat.

Jim left the umbrella in the car so he and his friends bumhuddled on the way back to avoid getting soaked.

by The word smithy February 9, 2018

Bumpaddle

Despite what you may be told, Bumpaddle is not a British sport similar to Cricket. It is, in fact, a cricket themed pornography magazine.

Michael, upon noticing is son has seen the Bumpaddle cover line: “Visit From The Swat Team”: "“We’re just getting back from the bumpaddle courts."

by Slijper January 29, 2021

BumFuddle

1)To fuddle someones bum.
2)To play someones bum with a fiddle.

Harry tillet is always BumFuddling himself.
Joe Hurst BumFuddled me last night while i was sleeping.

by Harry Clarke February 26, 2004